I Want A Helicopter

Last year after a knock down drag out fight with his now ex wife, Governor Robert Bentley stormed out of the house without his wallet.  He stormed all the way to his beach house on the Gulf.     Next, realizing he had left his wallet back in Montgomery his did the only thing possible.  He had Alabama Law Enforcement bring him the missing wallet by helicopter.  heli

Remember when he ran for governor the first time,  he was going to work for a dollar until Alabama had more jobs.  He was a faithful Christian.  He was just like us, a normal hard working physician just wanting to help his state.  Doesn’t everyone want to be that normal?  Doesn’t everyone rip off the state for millions while having an affair.  Of course we all have helicopters available to deliver lost wallets, keys, groceries on demand.

As a taxpayer of Alabama I demand my own helicopter!

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