1. Place a 4000 mile long foil sail in orbit between earth and the sun.
2. Ban private jets at global warming conferences.
3. Outlaw hot showers and bathes.
4. Eat more chicken.
5. Build maasive solar powered outdoor air conditioners.
6. Have everyone live underground.
7. Replace cars with flatulence free horses.
8. Convert the all the cars to run on nuclear energy.
9. Move all the artic ice to the equator.
10. Get rid of scientists.
11. Drill airation tunnels through the center of the earth.
12. Outlaw summer.
13. Paint the surface of the earth white.
14. Drain the oceans.
15. Don’t elect people who believe their own lies.