There once was a man named Trump,
He thought he would be king,
He’d say what people wanted to hear,
But had no values he held dear,
So he’d lead America into tears.

Sarah Palin thought he would be nice,
After Trump paid for her voice,
She spoke about what a great guy he was,
He would make this country great,
That was to be Donald’s fate.

But Trump is still a big government man,
He is a single payer health care fan,
He thinks abortion is apple pie,
so while making deals more babies will die,
but in Iran they’ll run from his orange tan.

So vote for Trump,
if you are down it the dumps,
Hail his majesty King Don,
while you are getting Don King,
Hype master and ding-a-ling.